forgive me

for only posting pictures of this creature. I'm way into her right now so there's not much I can do about it

MILO AND CLAY

Should I get this type of watercolor cherry blossom tree on my chest??

Ashlee this is the picture I was looking for the other day

Bone in sweater

Obviously I'm prettier than Moussa

Moussa's little cousin Emad (the one in the blue) called me the other day to invite me to his birthday party. One catch, Moussa can't come. He said that I am prettier so Johnny has to stay home. He is 'getting rid of the competition' as his family says... (also, this is a 'polaroid' of a polaroid which is why it looks like poo)

SOLOMON AND FRIEND

This is why I have to go to coffee shops...

Whenever I try to get work done, Clay sits in my lap or right next to me kissing my face and hands. It's so hard to be me

The New View

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Saying goodbye to an old friend

I threw this chocolate guy away in the move.

She kills me

View from my window

This could be the opening image for our musical "Canada: It sux but I love it"

Songs include:
"Give me all your money (that's not funny)"
"Bedbugs are our friends"
"Sidewalk Tax"
"One million dollar car insurance"
"Cabbagetown crackhouse"
"Walking up 16 flights of stairs"

AND MORE!

Look how tiny Clay used to be!!

CLAY IS A WOMAN

*BEST OF* Walking dogs

Once I was a dog walker. My boss was an asshole and the job totally sucked BUT the cutest things happened. Here are some of the highlights

HALP!!

It's been so long since I have updated this blog that I am no longer 24. I'm 25. Do I have to change the name of the blog? oh man... I feel as confused as this kitty

SENATOR CLAY DAVIS

This is my puppy. I call her Angie because she is an angel. Her real name is Clay.

KILL MEE!!!

Chloe my dog friend....

I miss you dearly.

When I came home....

This was sitting on a table by the door!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you won't regret going to this website!!

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

one time

sameer went outside and knocked the shovel down on his way out. then, when he tried to get back in, he found out that the shovel had fallen in such a way that he couldn't open the door. LOLZ! so, I helped him in
<3 smb

thousands of ballooooonnns

hahahah

lawlz

$tratton

Free after 3pm

Boston Snow Party

Beautiful: the world when it snows
Ugly: that dumb dick who yelled at me for getting snow on the sidewalk

is that what you call a dachshund??

Yes you bastard. It is a dachsund. And I don't care what you said or did to get people to tap into their sense of pity for you. You f-ed up big time. You deserved the beating you got.

I haven't even finished my homework!!

Villano wins for looking wicked stoopid

WHALE WARRIORS MAKE MISTAKES TOO!!

So, I don't know if people know about the series on Animal Planet called "Whale Wars" but it's pretty fantastic. A bunch of vegans pirating around the South Pacific sabotaging a terrible Japanese whaling boat. They throw stink bombs and slippery yucky tasting shit onto the whaling boat's deck so that the whale meat cannot be eaten. This is the ultimate direct action.





HOWEVER, the point of this post is to share something hilarious. Look at this article clipping that my follower sent me via gmail chat.

According to some....