CLAY IS A WOMAN

*BEST OF* Walking dogs

Once I was a dog walker. My boss was an asshole and the job totally sucked BUT the cutest things happened. Here are some of the highlights

HALP!!

It's been so long since I have updated this blog that I am no longer 24. I'm 25. Do I have to change the name of the blog? oh man... I feel as confused as this kitty

SENATOR CLAY DAVIS

This is my puppy. I call her Angie because she is an angel. Her real name is Clay.

KILL MEE!!!

Chloe my dog friend....

I miss you dearly.

When I came home....

This was sitting on a table by the door!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you won't regret going to this website!!

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

one time

sameer went outside and knocked the shovel down on his way out. then, when he tried to get back in, he found out that the shovel had fallen in such a way that he couldn't open the door. LOLZ! so, I helped him in
<3 smb

thousands of ballooooonnns

hahahah

lawlz

$tratton

Free after 3pm

Boston Snow Party

Beautiful: the world when it snows
Ugly: that dumb dick who yelled at me for getting snow on the sidewalk

is that what you call a dachshund??

Yes you bastard. It is a dachsund. And I don't care what you said or did to get people to tap into their sense of pity for you. You f-ed up big time. You deserved the beating you got.

I haven't even finished my homework!!

Villano wins for looking wicked stoopid

WHALE WARRIORS MAKE MISTAKES TOO!!

So, I don't know if people know about the series on Animal Planet called "Whale Wars" but it's pretty fantastic. A bunch of vegans pirating around the South Pacific sabotaging a terrible Japanese whaling boat. They throw stink bombs and slippery yucky tasting shit onto the whaling boat's deck so that the whale meat cannot be eaten. This is the ultimate direct action.





HOWEVER, the point of this post is to share something hilarious. Look at this article clipping that my follower sent me via gmail chat.

According to some....

EMPTY SPACE

How do I get rid of all of this

EMPTY SPACE???

Beauty à la Steve Zissou

the best way to dry your bangs

The other day at work...

I almost went NARM! It was pretty scary. This hand



tingled all day. It started at the tip of the pinky and worked its way down to my wrist.
I kept shouting narm just in case it was something serious, but nobody understood me.
If I go by way of Nate Fischer, I'm okay with it I suppose. I just hope I don't get sexy
with a mormon first.

This year for Christmas....

Cons: My gramma made me cry and my nephew kicked me in the eyeball so hard I thought I was going blind for ten minutes

Pro:I can now paint flowers on my pants and sneakers with greater accuracy than ever before!

Ultimate Pro:

THE MONTEBELLO CHRISTMAS GIFT EXCHANGE!

Kisses

NARM!!!! finally, NARM!

	a curious expletive that occasionally precedes one having part of their brain explode. This phenomenon, interestingly, also seems to correlate to one's previously having had sex with Quakers named Maggie. Maggie: What's wrong? Nate: Numb arm... numb arm... narm! NARM! from urbandictionary.com

my first follower <3 <3

here is a picture of my friend allie















aka 'the pop culture ambassador.' she often brings special new things to my life. examples: six feet under, beyonce's 'single ladies' video, lolcats, stoned britney. she is also partially responsible for bringing ashley to me (although we would have met that summer anyway. [but maybe not]).

Anyways, allie roolz! and now she made me rule a little bit by making me look popular on the internets!

srslyallie, thanks

the one that got away..

this beauty almost became my best friend.
damn you alan. you ruined everything.


to larry:
I hope you are happy and 5 lbs heavier.

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