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Thursday, December 17, 2009

View from my window


This could be the opening image for our musical "Canada: It sux but I love it"

Songs include:
"Give me all your money (that's not funny)"
"Bedbugs are our friends"
"Sidewalk Tax"
"One million dollar car insurance"
"Cabbagetown crackhouse"
"Walking up 16 flights of stairs"

AND MORE!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

*BEST OF* Walking dogs






Once I was a dog walker. My boss was an asshole and the job totally sucked BUT the cutest things happened. Here are some of the highlights

HALP!!

It's been so long since I have updated this blog that I am no longer 24. I'm 25. Do I have to change the name of the blog? oh man... I feel as confused as this kittyhttp://www.granitegrok.com/pix/PuppySittingOnCat.jpg

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

SENATOR CLAY DAVIS

This is my puppy. I call her Angie because she is an angel. Her real name is Clay.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Chloe my dog friend....

I miss you dearly.

When I came home....


This was sitting on a table by the door!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

you won't regret going to this website!!

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

one time


sameer went outside and knocked the shovel down on his way out. then, when he tried to get back in, he found out that the shovel had fallen in such a way that he couldn't open the door. LOLZ! so, I helped him in
<3 smb

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

$tratton






















Free after 3pm

Boston Snow Party


Beautiful: the world when it snows
Ugly: that dumb dick who yelled at me for getting snow on the sidewalk

Friday, January 9, 2009

is that what you call a dachshund??


Yes you bastard. It is a dachsund. And I don't care what you said or did to get people to tap into their sense of pity for you. You f-ed up big time. You deserved the beating you got.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

I haven't even finished my homework!!


Villano wins for looking wicked stoopid

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

WHALE WARRIORS MAKE MISTAKES TOO!!


So, I don't know if people know about the series on Animal Planet called "Whale Wars" but it's pretty fantastic. A bunch of vegans pirating around the South Pacific sabotaging a terrible Japanese whaling boat. They throw stink bombs and slippery yucky tasting shit onto the whaling boat's deck so that the whale meat cannot be eaten. This is the ultimate direct action.





HOWEVER, the point of this post is to share something hilarious. Look at this article clipping that my follower sent me via gmail chat.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Friday, January 2, 2009

EMPTY SPACE

How do I get rid of all of this

EMPTY SPACE???

Beauty à la Steve Zissou


the best way to dry your bangs

The other day at work...

I almost went NARM! It was pretty scary. This hand



tingled all day. It started at the tip of the pinky and worked its way down to my wrist.
I kept shouting narm just in case it was something serious, but nobody understood me.
If I go by way of Nate Fischer, I'm okay with it I suppose. I just hope I don't get sexy
with a mormon first.

This year for Christmas....





Cons: My gramma made me cry and my nephew kicked me in the eyeball so hard I thought I was going blind for ten minutes

Pro:I can now paint flowers on my pants and sneakers with greater accuracy than ever before!

Ultimate Pro:

THE MONTEBELLO CHRISTMAS GIFT EXCHANGE!



Kisses